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  • leif-ghost:

    Went to the park, threw around a football for an hour until a storm came. Today was an alright day. Still feeling kind of normal. Hoping this lasts and I don’t feel quite as bad as I did last week

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  • brngrmln:

    brngrmln:

    LOOK at this gorgeous independence day porn martythegirl drew that i have the glorious privilege of posting

    i am so disappointed at the internet for providing absolutely nothing of this pairing but now it’s here

    image

    ill reblog this until the whole world ships it

    (via pollums)

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  • mydogsnokes:

    i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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  • another-casualty-to-society:

    Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

    Romeo: Bruh

    (via luna-imperium)

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  • theatrefetish:

    Things girls look for in a boy:
    •Day Man
    •Fighter of the Night Man
    •Champion of the sun
    •Master of karate and friendship for everyone

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  • bitchouttahell:

    shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

    (via mr-sulu)

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    • me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
    • me: here read it
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  • aroihkin:

    freyjas:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
    • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
    • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
    • WELL FUCK YOU 
    • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
    • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

    what if we have tho

    what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

    what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

    image

    (via chaseross)

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  • YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • looktothenightxai:

    veloxiraptor:

    whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

    This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

    (Source: kristoffs-bizarre-adventure, via usbdongle)

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  • fingertripp:

    askatranswoman:

    Laura Jane Grace, in all her glory. She’s a trans woman, and she’s also the front-woman from Against Me! (yes, the exclamation point is in the name of the band) and they put out this fantastic album, Transgender Dysphoria Blues, that I will talk about until the end of time. Her writing style is very bracing, and her work comes with a trigger warning, but for anyone that can stomach it, her emotionally powerful lyrics and driving hooks really keep you involved.

    PUNK ROCK AS FUCK

    (Source: dreamcaptain, via whatsanizzy)

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  • riversong01:

    fulbrite:

    HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

    1. OWN A TABLET PEN

    2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

    3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

    never have I laughed so hard

    (Source: fulbruh, via susiron)

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  • femrox:

    thepoeticrebel:

    simchiller:

    they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

    Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

    But wait, there’s more.

    Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

    Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

    They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

    not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

    badass.

    (via digitallyimpaired)

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